Brother Paul’s Cure All Cola

Waking up with aches and pains? Unable to focus at work? Struggling with any medical issues? Well, good news friend, Brother Paul’s Cure All Cola is here for you! With a secret recipe of herbs and spices found only in the most remote regions of the rainforest, Brother Paul’s Cure All Cola can relieve all of these and more!

*All claims are obviously NOT scientifically proven and can easily be shown as “false” to anyone reading this. In reality, this is simply a delicious spiced soda.